20 July 2012

It's been a while...

So it's been quite a while since I've had to resort to having a giant rant on this blog. But it would appear that it's situation normal over at Telstra HQ - particularly in the "You have to be kidding me" school of customer (non) service. Get comfy while I tell you of my latest dealings with our favourite Telco.

Actually, rather than reinvent the wheel, I'll just post the email I just sent Mr Thodey (whose email address is still current in my gmail from our last dealings with Telstra - handy).

Dear Mr Thodey 

I write to you out of sheer frustration at my recent customer experience at a Telstra store. 

Yesterday at 5.20pm I purchase a prepaid Samsung Galaxy Ace mobile phone from the Pakenham Telstra Store. 

This morning I activated the phone, put $50 of credit on it and proceeded to make my first call - at which time it became evident there was a problem with the speaker (The caller could hear me, however I could hear nothing at all). 

The phone was not fit for purpose. I put the phone back in the original packaging and returned it to the Pakenham store for a refund/replacement at 3.00pm today. I had yesterday's purchase receipt with me. 

And this is was my customer experience: 

1. I was advised by store staff that they would not issue a refund until the handset had been sent away to the National Assessment Centre (but they could not tell me how long this would take!). For a phone that is less than 24 hours old that has not been fit for purpose since being removed from the box? That is not an Early Life Failure, that is Dead On Arrival! 

2. The store staff tested the phone themselves and confirmed that the speaker was in fact dead and that the phone did not work as advertised. Despite this, they still insisted that the phone be sent away and refused a refund. 

Mr Thodey, treating your customers as if they are lying (as the paying customer, that was my perception) is really bad customer service. One staff member even said "it's not like we think you dropped it, but we have to make sure". I was completely gobsmacked at this comment. 

3. I then requested a replacement phone of the same type. Again I was met with the same answer - we will not refund you or replace the phone until it's been assessed. Again, the time for assessment was indeterminate. 

4. I asked to speak to the Store Manager, who advised me that as soon as I walked out of the shop with the phone, it was always going to be sent away for assessment, even if it had been out of the shop an hour. I posed a question to the Manager - "so you're telling me that EVERY Telstra phone I buy, I need to stand in the store, activate it, charge it, and test EVERY piece of functionality on it before I walk out the store, or it will be sent away for assessment if I come back in an hour with a problem?". Her response was "Yes". 

Mr Thodey, I'm sure you can see just how ridiculous and unrealistic that scenario would be in a store situation. And if this IS the case (and Telstra/store policy), customers should be made aware BEFORE they leave the store. Had I known this yesterday, I would have stood in the store and done exactly that - charged the handset, activated the SIM and then tested every single piece of functionality on the phone before I left. I'm sure the staff would have loved that at 5.20pm when the store closes at 5.30pm. 

5. To add insult to injury, the store then offered to provide me a loan phone - for a $50 charge! 

To say I am an unhappy (long-term) Telstra customer at the moment is an understatement. 

The bottom line is I have had a phone for less than 24 hours which is not fit for purpose - it is effectively a $250 paperweight. Telstra have $250 of my money and could provide me with no timeframe as to how long any assessment would take (and indeed whether a refund/replacement would be honoured once assessed!). 

I know that you are making great inroads in the customer service arena, however with experiences like this, you have quite a way to go. 

Regards

So there you go. That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

Petty bullshit bureaucratic processes and rules, designed around the convenience of Telstra, rather than you know, us, the paying customer.

Actually there has been one change at the Telstra stores since I was last ranting about them on this site - their "clipboards" have gone all high-tech and they now use ipads.

Sorry Telstra, but all the fancy tech in the world isn't going to stop you being the unhelpful, asthmatic behemoth of a service provider you are.

UPDATE:  One of our kids works for a supermarket chain which sells Telstra prepaid phones.  She works in the area that does the selling/ID checks etc.  When she got home from work today I told her what had happened and asked her what her employer does in these situations - "we would have given you a refund or a replacement on the spot and sent the faulty one back!".  And this is from an company reselling Telstra devices.  So why can't Telstra do this?  Am I missing something here?



12 May 2010

Eighteen!

Last night our ADSL connection dropped from 1.32am - 3.32am. Kinda odd as it's normally rock solid (albeit slow as hell).

Partner noticed that latency was 18ms (normally first thing in the morning it's around 22ms and starting to rise). Did a bit of digging around, RIM was still capped at 3mb.

Approximately 9.52am this morning, the link dropped again and returned at 9.53am, IN ALL IT'S FULL 8MB GLORY. See! See!



My partner then grabbed a file to see what the transfer rate was like:



Now *that's* more like it!

Could this possibly have been the backhaul cable upgrade in the wee small hours, followed by the uncapping software fix (also touted) this morning?

I really want to believe our congestion issues are over. I really do. But two things concern me:

Telstra delivered.
Telstra delivered within the promised timeframe.

A part of me is waiting for Telstra to cap us again with a "PSYCHE!" in our direction. I really hope that doesn't happen.

Maybe we'll now get the service we're paying for. Time will tell I guess.

For the moment, I will make the most of it.

It's 6pm. Latency is a consistent 18ms :)

11 May 2010

Gaming? Not so much.



Thought I might try my luck at a bit of World of Warcraft tonight.

Maybe not.

Pathetic.

Blindingly Quick... for 1994.



Check out the transfer rate.

5.97 k/second.

23 minutes for an 8mb file.

And for this, we pay $179.99 a month.

Note: There was NO traffic on the wire when this image was captured. NOTHING.

04 May 2010

Where "April-May" means "by June 30"

Of course it was too good to be true. Our much touted and heavily promised backhaul cable upgrade has been delayed.

Having worked with Telstra in the corporate space the last two years, I should have known better than to take the first date given as the one they would deliver against.

My partner received an email today stating:

Morning Extremely Fed Up Telstra Customers (Partner's name changed to more realistic description)

I have been informed that the upgrade will be mid-May due to additional work needing to be undertaken.

You will note the commitment given on the Telstra Wholesale website at: http://telstrawholesale.com/products/data/adsl-reports-plans.htm

(Refer to the DSLAM Backhaul Upgrade Plans under Reports and Plans and note that the commitment is marked as due for completion by June 2010 notwithstanding our efforts to have your work completed sooner)

Appreciate your patience

regards



Latency is getting worse by the day. From approximately 9.30am daily performance deteriorates until 2.30pm when it becomes completely unusable.

Anyone like to put money on the upgrade being performed on the wrong RIM?

22 April 2010

Still on track... supposedly.

Partner emailed our friendly CEO escalation rep last week who quickly confirmed by return email that the backhaul cable upgrade is still slated for last week in April/early May.

I hope they have their skates on. Time is marching on.

As I type this, latency is 300ms+, no traffic on the link. Impossible to VPN to work with any consistency.

20 March 2010

Approved!

Yesterday my partner received a phone call from our friendly Telstra CEO escalation contact person who was very excited.

He had just come out of a meeting where a backhaul cable upgrade to our RIM was approved!

HURRRAHHH!

The upgrade should be completed by "end of April, start of May". My partner requested exact dates and these will be forthcoming next week. We are particularly encouraged by the fact that this is a hardware upgrade and not a software fix.

What does this mean? It means that if Telstra delivers on their promises, we should actually get the service we're paying for.

I am cautiously optomistic.

I really want to believe that it's going to happen, but until I see an unfettered 8mb connection and sustained latency of ~22ms across our gateway, I will remain skeptical.

We first experienced congestion symptoms towards the end of 2008 - sporadic periods of insane lag that tended to occur during peak times (after hours and weekends). It was over the Christmas/New Year of 2008/2009 that it became noticeably problematic and we opened the ticket with Internode on 18 January 2009.

Fast forward to 19 March 2010 and it looks like resolution might be on the horizon.

Stay tuned.