20 July 2012

It's been a while...

So it's been quite a while since I've had to resort to having a giant rant on this blog. But it would appear that it's situation normal over at Telstra HQ - particularly in the "You have to be kidding me" school of customer (non) service. Get comfy while I tell you of my latest dealings with our favourite Telco.

Actually, rather than reinvent the wheel, I'll just post the email I just sent Mr Thodey (whose email address is still current in my gmail from our last dealings with Telstra - handy).

Dear Mr Thodey 

I write to you out of sheer frustration at my recent customer experience at a Telstra store. 

Yesterday at 5.20pm I purchase a prepaid Samsung Galaxy Ace mobile phone from the Pakenham Telstra Store. 

This morning I activated the phone, put $50 of credit on it and proceeded to make my first call - at which time it became evident there was a problem with the speaker (The caller could hear me, however I could hear nothing at all). 

The phone was not fit for purpose. I put the phone back in the original packaging and returned it to the Pakenham store for a refund/replacement at 3.00pm today. I had yesterday's purchase receipt with me. 

And this is was my customer experience: 

1. I was advised by store staff that they would not issue a refund until the handset had been sent away to the National Assessment Centre (but they could not tell me how long this would take!). For a phone that is less than 24 hours old that has not been fit for purpose since being removed from the box? That is not an Early Life Failure, that is Dead On Arrival! 

2. The store staff tested the phone themselves and confirmed that the speaker was in fact dead and that the phone did not work as advertised. Despite this, they still insisted that the phone be sent away and refused a refund. 

Mr Thodey, treating your customers as if they are lying (as the paying customer, that was my perception) is really bad customer service. One staff member even said "it's not like we think you dropped it, but we have to make sure". I was completely gobsmacked at this comment. 

3. I then requested a replacement phone of the same type. Again I was met with the same answer - we will not refund you or replace the phone until it's been assessed. Again, the time for assessment was indeterminate. 

4. I asked to speak to the Store Manager, who advised me that as soon as I walked out of the shop with the phone, it was always going to be sent away for assessment, even if it had been out of the shop an hour. I posed a question to the Manager - "so you're telling me that EVERY Telstra phone I buy, I need to stand in the store, activate it, charge it, and test EVERY piece of functionality on it before I walk out the store, or it will be sent away for assessment if I come back in an hour with a problem?". Her response was "Yes". 

Mr Thodey, I'm sure you can see just how ridiculous and unrealistic that scenario would be in a store situation. And if this IS the case (and Telstra/store policy), customers should be made aware BEFORE they leave the store. Had I known this yesterday, I would have stood in the store and done exactly that - charged the handset, activated the SIM and then tested every single piece of functionality on the phone before I left. I'm sure the staff would have loved that at 5.20pm when the store closes at 5.30pm. 

5. To add insult to injury, the store then offered to provide me a loan phone - for a $50 charge! 

To say I am an unhappy (long-term) Telstra customer at the moment is an understatement. 

The bottom line is I have had a phone for less than 24 hours which is not fit for purpose - it is effectively a $250 paperweight. Telstra have $250 of my money and could provide me with no timeframe as to how long any assessment would take (and indeed whether a refund/replacement would be honoured once assessed!). 

I know that you are making great inroads in the customer service arena, however with experiences like this, you have quite a way to go. 

Regards

So there you go. That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

Petty bullshit bureaucratic processes and rules, designed around the convenience of Telstra, rather than you know, us, the paying customer.

Actually there has been one change at the Telstra stores since I was last ranting about them on this site - their "clipboards" have gone all high-tech and they now use ipads.

Sorry Telstra, but all the fancy tech in the world isn't going to stop you being the unhelpful, asthmatic behemoth of a service provider you are.

UPDATE:  One of our kids works for a supermarket chain which sells Telstra prepaid phones.  She works in the area that does the selling/ID checks etc.  When she got home from work today I told her what had happened and asked her what her employer does in these situations - "we would have given you a refund or a replacement on the spot and sent the faulty one back!".  And this is from an company reselling Telstra devices.  So why can't Telstra do this?  Am I missing something here?



12 May 2010

Eighteen!

Last night our ADSL connection dropped from 1.32am - 3.32am. Kinda odd as it's normally rock solid (albeit slow as hell).

Partner noticed that latency was 18ms (normally first thing in the morning it's around 22ms and starting to rise). Did a bit of digging around, RIM was still capped at 3mb.

Approximately 9.52am this morning, the link dropped again and returned at 9.53am, IN ALL IT'S FULL 8MB GLORY. See! See!



My partner then grabbed a file to see what the transfer rate was like:



Now *that's* more like it!

Could this possibly have been the backhaul cable upgrade in the wee small hours, followed by the uncapping software fix (also touted) this morning?

I really want to believe our congestion issues are over. I really do. But two things concern me:

Telstra delivered.
Telstra delivered within the promised timeframe.

A part of me is waiting for Telstra to cap us again with a "PSYCHE!" in our direction. I really hope that doesn't happen.

Maybe we'll now get the service we're paying for. Time will tell I guess.

For the moment, I will make the most of it.

It's 6pm. Latency is a consistent 18ms :)

11 May 2010

Gaming? Not so much.



Thought I might try my luck at a bit of World of Warcraft tonight.

Maybe not.

Pathetic.

Blindingly Quick... for 1994.



Check out the transfer rate.

5.97 k/second.

23 minutes for an 8mb file.

And for this, we pay $179.99 a month.

Note: There was NO traffic on the wire when this image was captured. NOTHING.

04 May 2010

Where "April-May" means "by June 30"

Of course it was too good to be true. Our much touted and heavily promised backhaul cable upgrade has been delayed.

Having worked with Telstra in the corporate space the last two years, I should have known better than to take the first date given as the one they would deliver against.

My partner received an email today stating:

Morning Extremely Fed Up Telstra Customers (Partner's name changed to more realistic description)

I have been informed that the upgrade will be mid-May due to additional work needing to be undertaken.

You will note the commitment given on the Telstra Wholesale website at: http://telstrawholesale.com/products/data/adsl-reports-plans.htm

(Refer to the DSLAM Backhaul Upgrade Plans under Reports and Plans and note that the commitment is marked as due for completion by June 2010 notwithstanding our efforts to have your work completed sooner)

Appreciate your patience

regards



Latency is getting worse by the day. From approximately 9.30am daily performance deteriorates until 2.30pm when it becomes completely unusable.

Anyone like to put money on the upgrade being performed on the wrong RIM?

22 April 2010

Still on track... supposedly.

Partner emailed our friendly CEO escalation rep last week who quickly confirmed by return email that the backhaul cable upgrade is still slated for last week in April/early May.

I hope they have their skates on. Time is marching on.

As I type this, latency is 300ms+, no traffic on the link. Impossible to VPN to work with any consistency.

20 March 2010

Approved!

Yesterday my partner received a phone call from our friendly Telstra CEO escalation contact person who was very excited.

He had just come out of a meeting where a backhaul cable upgrade to our RIM was approved!

HURRRAHHH!

The upgrade should be completed by "end of April, start of May". My partner requested exact dates and these will be forthcoming next week. We are particularly encouraged by the fact that this is a hardware upgrade and not a software fix.

What does this mean? It means that if Telstra delivers on their promises, we should actually get the service we're paying for.

I am cautiously optomistic.

I really want to believe that it's going to happen, but until I see an unfettered 8mb connection and sustained latency of ~22ms across our gateway, I will remain skeptical.

We first experienced congestion symptoms towards the end of 2008 - sporadic periods of insane lag that tended to occur during peak times (after hours and weekends). It was over the Christmas/New Year of 2008/2009 that it became noticeably problematic and we opened the ticket with Internode on 18 January 2009.

Fast forward to 19 March 2010 and it looks like resolution might be on the horizon.

Stay tuned.

26 February 2010

Its a new record!

1800ms ping. First hop, no traffic on the wire.

AND!

As an added bonus, we got 2% packet loss as well!

30 June is fast approaching and my patience is wearing very thin.

We're paying $179.99 a month for a CLEARLY DEFECTIVE SERVICE.

Hurry up Telstra.

10 February 2010

Twelve.

Twelve. 12k/second we're trying to download at. There is zero traffic on the wire.

Actually it's anywhere between 8-50k/second, but not a speck more.

Latency is 700ms first hop.

"By the end of this financial year" is what Telstra have told us is the timeframe for resolution.

That's 30 June people. Chop Chop.

20 January 2010

Progress? Surely not. But maybe!

Telstra contacted me a couple of days ago (I missed the call). My partner rang back and spoke at length to the CEO Customer Liaison person assigned to our escalation, who was very helpful.

The Telstra rep advised that they are still trying to figure something out and that we haven't been forgotten about (woot). They have a couple of irons in the fire and standing up another cabinet is an option. (woo-freaking-hoo). He also advised that "a lot of people are aware of your problem." Good, so being a squeaky wheel looks like it can pay off.

My partner asked about the timeframe for resolution? Were we going to be waiting until the NBN for any type of upgrade/resolution? Next week? Next decade? 7 weeks? - it seems to be a number they're comfortable with (sorry in-house work Telstra joke).

The Telstra representative promised to find out and call my partner the next day with some answers.

And guess what? He did.

And the answer was "in this financial year".

So our hopes are slightly buoyed by this latest information. Not getting too excited, but maybe... just maybe...

Of note since my last post:

- We cancelled our Internode service after 5 years and upgraded the Telstra service to one of the 200gb plans. Internode will be pleased they can now close the ticket that had been open since 18 January 2009. They did nothing to help us resolve this issue - Internode were the ones with the direct relationship with Telstra Wholesale, yet we had more action approaching Telstra ourselves. Internode were happy to throw their hands in the air and say "it's a Telstra problem", while still charging us full price for a known defective service.

07 January 2010

Happy New Year. Situation Normal.

So here we are. 2010.

Latency: Still craptastic
Word from Telstra: *crickets*

My partner spoke to a couple of Telstra contacts mid-December. One contact asked him if he had $160,000 to stand up a new cabinet (not realising that my partner was actually the paying customer - not another Telstra employee).

My partner quickly pointed out that he didn't care how much it cost and he would burn more than that easily in tying up Telstra time in investigating the congestion issue. We just want the problem resolved. Telstra made $4 BILLION profit last year. They can spot us $160K for a cabinet.

He was also informed that there was a letter on the way from Peter Dowling (CEO Customer Care) "explaining" something (we're not quite sure what).

We're yet to see this magical letter.

Latency issues continue unabated.

Welcome to 2010.

10 December 2009

Hello TIO!

It's 9am. Latency is 500ms PLUS on both the Bigpond and Internode services. Neither my partner or I can connect to work via VPN. The link is running like a pig. VOIP is unusable.

This is completely ridiculous and we have had enough.

Hello TIO.

06 December 2009

Third time's a charm! (Well, kinda)

This morning we got out of bed far earlier than a sane human ever would on a Sunday, and prepared to battle Telstra for the third time in as many days in an attempt to upgrade our iPhones.

Off we trotted to Fountain Gate Westfield to face The Clipboard Mafia. On our way to the T-life store we decided to see if the little old neglected Telstra kiosk in the same centre was in operation. To our delight it was! I recognised the salesperson there from previous interactions and knew that he actually had a clue about the products he was peddling.

Much to our amazement, he had 2 x 32gb iPhones in stock and could attend to us without a clipboard in sight. Praise the -whatever deity you normally praise in times of joy- here.

Within 30 minutes he had arranged the transfer, arranged to have the early termination fees for our current plans (we had one month left) waived and it was all going wonderfully.

Until.

The Nice Man told us that he could not activate our phones at the kiosk. He advised that because people (read: staff) keep fiddling with the settings on their activation system, it doesn't work any more.

We would have to go back to the T-life store with our new toys, WAIT IN THE CLIPBOARD QUEUE (*cry*) and they would have to activate our phones there.

LE SIGH.

So we thanked him and headed off to Clipboard Hell.

Sure enough, no sooner had we walked in, Mr Clippy (sorry Microsoft) had accosted us. His officiousness was palpable.

Resigned to the fact we would have to join the queue, we reluctantly provided our details and he took our precious new babies out the back to be activated (it was all very secretive - as he disappeared through the heavily coded door, I'm sure I saw a couple of witches and an eye of newt just behind a boiling cauldron).

We had some time to pass while the magic happened, so I did what any person with a longstanding history of negative customer interactions with Telstra would do: I worked my way around the store, carefully opened the Bigpond branded browser (Ugh IE - I felt so dirty) and loaded this blog on every one. Childish? Absolutely! Strangely satisfying? Hell yes.

I had just long enough to "enhance" the customer experience for anyone checking out their laptops, and our phones were done and we were on our way.

Anyone like to place a bet on whether or not they get the first bill right?

05 December 2009

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

It's Saturday afternoon and we have been trying unsuccessfully since lunchtime to have anyone pick up the phone for either the T-life store at Fountain Gate, or the Telstra kiosk elsewhere in the same centre.

I rang Westfield Concierge in sheer desperation to see if someone was actually at the Telstra kiosk and they confirmed that there was indeed someone manning (womaning) the store today.

Is it so hard for either of these stores to even pick up the damn phone when a customer rings. I'd be happy if they took my number and details and got back to me (although I highly doubt I'd ever get a return phone call).

See? All too hard.

04 December 2009

Here, there's no cash.

Scenario:

Friday night: 7.00pm, Westfield Fountain Gate.

Requirements:

1. Purchase iPhone for daughter who wants to go with Optus as all her friends are with them and she is already an Optus customer and would like to keep her number.

2. Renegotiate with Telstra to purchase 2 x 32gb iPhones on a 24 month handset plan (continuing with current $100 cap plan & $29 data plan currently in place)

First stop, Optus. The transaction involved switching from a pre-paid to a post-paid account (requirement to keep the same number) and commencing a 24 month plan for an 16gb iPhone.

We're served after a couple of minutes of standing around. We explain what we're there for and are escorted to one of the booths at the back of the store to do the paperwork stuff.

As daughter is under 18, post-paid account had to go into my name. Optus shop person found that when prepaid account was originally set up, they incorrectly keyed my last name, so this had to be fixed first. This took about 30 minutes as it had to be changed in a couple of places (or something). An annoying wait, but not interminable and now the details on file are correct.

Once the incorrect name was sorted, the transaction was swift and was completed with with minimal fuss. We were in and out in about 45 minutes.

Second stop, Telstra. My partner approaches Telstra sales staff, says hello and starts to explain our current situation and the information we'd like to find out.

And I kid you not, the VERY first thing this salesperson said to my partner was "No" - "No, I need your name" and he prepared to start writing my partner's details on a clipboard. My partner asked "Are you able to help me?" and he answered "No, we're busy, I need to take your name and someone will get back to you."

If by "we're busy", he meant there were 3 Telstra salespeople standing around behind the counter doing nothing and one female salesperson sitting at a PC twirling her hair through her fingers, then yeah, they were absolutely FLAT OUT.

My partner told him he wasn't interested in waiting around for "someone to get back to him" and left the store.

Telstra just don't get it. If I have made my way into a store, I wish to engage in discussion or transact at that time. I am not interested in having my details taken and being told that someone will ring me at a later date so I can return to the store AT A TIME THAT'S CONVENIENT FOR TELSTRA (not the customer) to conduct my business.

For those of you who are going to ask why I'm even bothering with Telstra for mobiles in the first place, the answer is simple; we live 50km from Melbourne, directly in a Voda shadow (if I want to make a call on a Voda handset, I need to walk out my front door, up the driveway and halfway down the street - and I need to be in the middle of the road - to get even 1 bar of coverage. So Voda is out. Optus is ok at home, but travelling on the train (which I do for approximately 3 hours per day), 3G data is patchy and spotty for approximately half my trip home. So Optus is out.

Without doubt, Telstra have the best 3G coverage and that is the SOLE reason why we persevere. If I could get the same quality of service on either of the other two, I would drop Telstra like third period French. Don't get me started on tethering and the lack of visual voicemail.

Alas, we are stuck with Telstra.

But you know what, giving Telstra our money is just too much like hard work. We're happy to pay for using their mobile network - it is arguably the best. We are also willing to re-enter into another 24 month contract for a couple of 32gb 3GS iPhones, but you know what? I just don't have the energy to fight to do it. Clearly Telstra don't want our business.

Interestingly, it was a year ago we went in to the Telstra store to upgrade/extend our plans (from the hideous Palm Treo 750 to iPhone 3Gs). Telstra wheeled out The Clipboard Tactic... and we left the store, went around the corner and purchased them outright from Optus instead. It was just all too hard to deal with Telstra. We just wanted a couple of phones!

The Clipboard Tactic is not doing Telstra any favours at all. I can see what they're trying to do, but the execution fails badly.

Here's a hint Telstra; if you want to start a booking service for appointments at your stores, take a leaf from Apple's book and set it up like they do with the Genius Bar appointments - you book online, pick a day/time that suits you, rock up at your alloted time and hey presto, you conduct your business, and you leave. All at a time and location and date that suits.. you know, the PAYING customer!

Tonight was a glaring example of the difference in the customer service of two of the largest telcos in Australia. In the end, one got our money, one didn't.

Looks like we're keeping our old iPhones. And our $7200 - excluding call costs - (based on the $150 iPhone Plan Ultimate x 2 over 24 months).

23 November 2009

Snafu.

So, Telstra are increasing bandwidth for cable customers who already get pretty impressive speeds. Fan-freaking-tastic.

Dear Telstra, how about you give your customers with incredibly poor connectivity some love before you give the customers with FAST connections even FASTER ones.

Our latest PS3 update gave us ABC iview. Wooohoo... wait what's that? Our connectivity is so bad we can't use it? Typical.

Situation normal really.

13 November 2009

Such a lot of red.

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What does that graph tell you?

In a nutshell, the graph shows that from about 4pm the link is pretty much unusable, except for the odd intermittent period of a few minutes where latency drops to 20ms before spiking to stupid levels again.

Trying to VPN into work past 4pm is completely pointless - the connections end up timing out.

Shapely.

Our problem still continues unabated on both the Bigpond and Internode services. We're now keeping constant logs with some graphical magicalness which starkly illustrates the latency we're enduring. I'll post something later.

Since my last post, we've been in constant contact with various bods in Telstra and have had visits to the house, RIMS and the exchange. My partner has been kept up to date every step of the way and from his reports, Telstra really are trying to help us out. The Telstra tech that came to the house was really really good and totally understood our frustration. He couldn't fix the problem, but he had some ideas.

Internode are still doing a fantastic impression of not giving a fuck and still charging us full whack for a faulty service. Yay Internode.

Last week we got shaped a few days before our month rolled. We didn't notice the difference in performance.

05 November 2009

Hello? Bueller? Internode? Bueller?

I'm disappointed with Internode. Bottom line. We've been customers for 5 years and have been happy with their service. But their inactivity and fingerpointing over our congestion issue has soured our opinion of them greatly.

Thank you for your email.

I understand your frustration with the congestion issue, taking place at the XXXXXX exchange. As previously mentioned in my last email, in order to fix this problem, we require our wholesaler to perform an upgrade at the XXXXXX exchange.

As you are aware, this issue is out of Internodes control and will affect any service, with any Internet Service Provider at this exchange. We will continue to apply pressure to our wholesaler to resolve the issue as soon as possible however; it is only within their power to advise when this upgrade will take place.

I am sorry that I have not been able to assist you further at this stage, but please be assured we are doing all we can at this point.

Thank you for your patience.


We've heard not a peep from them apart from the cop-out email with token "soother paragraph" you see above. I'd love to know what pressure Internode are applying, and what "doing all we can at this point" means exactly.

Internode have a direct relationship with Telstra Wholesale.

The Internode ticket has been open since 18 January 2009.

And we're still paying full price for a *known* deficient service. Internode's answer for us seeking any financial relief for this crippled service? Choose a cheaper plan. The mind, it boggles.

In another email, Internode advise:

As stated on our website and in our terms and conditions, Internode ADSL connections are not a service that we can provide an operational guarantee on, beyond the commitments made in our SFoA. We do guarantee that we will promptly investigate all matters brought to our attention and work with you to resolve any issues that we are able to; however, some things are simply outside of our control, such as those that occur within external networks and infrastructure and therefore we do not compensate for these issues.

We do apologise for this inconvenience and please be assured that we will be doing everything within our ability to keep escalating this issue to Telstra Wholesale.


Really? Really Internode? Y'know, I don't think you are doing everything within your ability.

It took me banging on the virtual door of the Telstra CEO to get any action on this issue.

Poor form, Internode, poor form indeed.

OMG.

OMG OMG OMG

Less than 24 hours after my email to Mr Thodey, I received a response:

Thank you for your email to the Office of our CEO, David Thodey.

David has asked me to thank you for your email on his behalf and to let you know that a member of our team will be in contact with you shortly.

We appreciate your patience while we allocate this and confirm our commitment to addressing the matters you have raised.


At 6pm Friday night, my partner received a phone call from the Countrywide representative for our area, who advised he would be handling our case moving forward.

The Countrywide rep spoke at length with my partner. The rep knew the history of our longstanding issues and advised that investigations were now underway and he would be in contact.

So I must give credit where credit is due, and give kudos to the office of the CEO for acting on what must be one of many complaints that cross his desk.

Is our problem solved? Not in any way shape or form as yet. Latency last night was abysmal, and we have given up doing anything remotely interactive online.

However, there is hope!